Monday, May 4, 2009

Puppy "Jane Doe" needs your help...


(In case you are wondering-puppy Doe had it paw printed in yellow to raise money for some worthy cause. Thus the photos depicting yellow paws - so, no, the dog does NOT have dreaded yellow paw fever. Or swine flu)
I think it is safe to say no to all food names. Even if they are family favorite dishes. 
You might want to think Italian. Romantic. Bell and then Bella did not get immediately shot down. 
No recession names will be considered. Ex:"clawback" and so forth No "Lindsey" and no "Hanna" Nothing overtly religious. No saint names. We did not get to flowers so you might want to go there.(We did cross  Rose off the list) Perhaps "Poppy"? Or maybe that is too close to....
Stay away from names that rhyme with "NO". Unlike the Obamas we will not be making THAT mistake.  You might want to think Southern as the puppy might have come from Tennessee . (Joanne knows more about the puppy's dark past than the rest of us do. I prefer to be kept in the dark when it comes to the pain filled 8-9 weeks this poor dear spent searching for the perfect home.) 
Oh-one last thing-puppy wears contacts. (try not to stare when you meet her as this makes her self conscious) She has one (left) baby blue eye and one (right) brown eye.  If I think of an other info., I'll let you know.
And, again, she is really , really CUTE.  So come up with names and email Joanne-(Since this is an open blog I am not publishing the address here.) 
Operators are standing by just waiting for your calls.  
Help us help puppy Doe . Now. Thank you. God bless you . (pause) And God bless America.

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